Asking For A Friend

How many times do you have a question for a fellow mom, friend, wife, etc but you’re not sure if you are going to be judged for asking it?  Insert “asking for a friend” here.

Does your kid get completely naked to use the bathroom? How about in public? Asking for a friend.

Do you ever climb in your kid’s bed with them to cuddle? (because lord knows there ain’t any cuddlin goin on during the day because they are on the go 24/7) Asking for a friend.

Do you look forward to bedtime? Asking for a friend.

How many times have you watched a children’s show before realizing your child is in bed? Asking for a friend.

How many times have you had to bribe your child to ride in the cart at the grocery store? Asking for a friend.

How many times has your kid broke your iPhone? Asking for a friend.

How often do  you recite children’s shows theme music? (paw patrol paw patrol, be there on the double) Asking for a friend.

How often do you cry while watching the news? Asking for a friend.

How many times have you had to clean pee out of your newly potty trained daughter’s hair because she has to watch herself go? Asking for a friend

Do you ever have to clean pee off the floor after your daughter sits on the toilet? Asking for a friend.

Should I get her a pee guard for the toilet that little boys have to use? Asking for a friend.

How many days do you go before washing your hair? Asking for a friend.

How often do you webmd symptoms? Asking for a friend.

Do you ever use “there’s spiders in there” to get your kid to not touch something? Asking for a friend.

Do high waisted shorts/pants give camel toes? Asking for a friend.

How many times have you said “I am not going to tell you again” before you really didn’t say it again? Asking for a friend.

How many popsicles you have consumed in a day? Asking for a friend.

Have you ever crop dusted in Target and blamed it on your kid or spouse? Asking for a friend.

How often do you forcefully make your child cuddle you on the couch with the dogs because you just wanna squeeze the lovin out of them? Not asking for a friend.  That’s all me and what I fully intend to do after I post this.

All in all, I seem to have a lot of friends, with a lot of damn questions. What weird questions do you have to ask for a friend?

Ella and the pugs 2015

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